|Wednesday, April 14th, 2010|
|Wednesday, April 7th, 2010|
I just need two more signatures and I will be officially withdrawn from shithole Hampshire College.
I decided to bag applications to other random colleges that I was vaguely interested in, so...WELCOME TO RUTGERS.
GOOD BYE delicious weed smell 24/7 plus GOOD BYE everything that I hate about you Hampshire. It's been far too long.
|Tuesday, February 16th, 2010|
I stiff armed a hipster because I thought he was assaulting me. He was actually just "dancing" with his girlfriend.
|Sunday, January 10th, 2010|
|Sunday, December 20th, 2009|
gary must be so pissed at me!
|Saturday, November 21st, 2009|
|Thursday, November 5th, 2009|
Log of the days:
Danced a lot at Hamp Halloween
Accidentally drove to Boston on Saturday
Worked on my midterm essay for 30 consecutive-ish hours (this is false/a huge exaggeration) from Sunday through Tuesday
My prof likes me big time
Turned in my application for the next semester judicial internship
I chilled with Seth in his rollerblades and Unicycle-Kid on his unicycle and we hiked the graffitied staircase to the Secret location
Consumed lots of Red Bull
Functioned very badly while sleep-deprived and made a right ol' fool of myself
Thought about Swine Flu a lot
Met a hilarious crazy chick on the bus
Met a hilarious guy who came into my room really trashed to talk about Atlantic City
Maybe transferrin schools still
Talked with Chris via phone/fb chat for about 9 hours probably these past few days. we gonna remedy this situation asap
Gonna stop fucking around and get my work done now instead of sitting on websites in the library
|Thursday, September 10th, 2009|
|Thursday, September 3rd, 2009|
lol chris is a retard he thought dipsy was yellow
|Tuesday, August 11th, 2009|
Spongebob in North Carolina
|Thursday, August 6th, 2009|
<input ... ></input><input ... >
|Saturday, August 1st, 2009|
|Saturday, July 11th, 2009|
"It's Hard to be Humble when you're from Princeton"
|Tuesday, June 30th, 2009|
Dear Residents of New York City,
I understand that the world fawns over the awesomeness of your home. However, the world certainly does not fawn over you.
The world loves New York City for its diverse population and never-ending activity. While both of these traits contribute to your character, your character contributes so minimally to these traits that it is negligible. Any input that you give to the character of the city is necessarily insignificant.
Your home is awesome. You are not. So please deflate your nauseatingly massive egos and shut the fuck up.
|Sunday, June 28th, 2009|
|Sunday, June 7th, 2009|
A few emails and phone calls and my school is in love with me
Additional annual $8,000 grant - I'm down to $10,000 tuition hoes!
|Saturday, June 6th, 2009|
| My first high school party!!!!
Poor DJ MoneyMaster....the "cops were called" before he could shine
|Tuesday, May 26th, 2009|
Chris is a fat little girl and a chode lul.
Fucking BS my dad cannot pay for summer classes at Rutgers or community college. My ambitions are curbstomped by financial restraints
|Wednesday, May 6th, 2009|
procrastinate hellllllloooooooooooo internetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
|Saturday, May 2nd, 2009|
Oh fuck GOOD NEWS.
We won the intramural soccer tournament. It was so intense, three OTs. And I have a tshirt now.
One exam and one 15 page essay to go and then I am DONE